Wednesday, November 01, 2006

free agents! free all contractual prisoners!

stl free agents already filed (and opinions where warranted):

ronnie belliard - i like his glove, i like his offensive potential. this may be the year ownership decides to pony up on spending at second, but it's worked for them to do no such thing for four years in a row, so who knows? ron-ron will probably price himself out of a lot of teams range this go round.

gary bennett - say it ain't so, gary, say it ain't... ok, i really don't care in the slightest.

jason marquis - bye. best of luck, headcase.

scott spiezio - if we can afford this super-sub i can see going for it. if not, well, the soul patch was fun while it lasted.

the corpse of jose vizcaino - thanks for that one homer, jose, and for giving eck a few minutes to heal.

jeff weaver - i don't think our other jeff will be back next year. call it a hunch. therefore, i want to keep this jeff. his stuff is better; it's just a matter of control. working with duncan again can only help, and if he needs to know, i might know a guy who knows a guy who can get him some good weed.

i've heard a rumor on mark mulder as well. if this is true, and he doesn't accept an incentive-heavy deal from us, i will truly wash my hands of him, the ungrateful bastard. if he does, welcome home, mark. we always knew you'd be great again.

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