watching our guys this weekend was kind of like seeing the grown-ups play the talented seven-year olds. they showed a lot of promise, but couldn't really play the men's game.

three games, three el hombre homers. that in and of itself should show that a) albert is el hombre for a reason, and b) the royals need pitching (and hitting. and fielding [except for emil brown... that was unreal]).

the chi-town brawl was great, but still not as good as crazy joolie's lone punch from spring training.

now, let's go shut down steroid man. if marquis is going to hit anyone on the giants tomorrow, well, at least he's the biggest target.